Wrong side

The dolphinarium wants to catch the dolphin ‘to see what’s wrong with it?’ RIIIIIGHT… apparently what’s wrong with it is, it’s on the wrong side of the fence!

Are its friends on the other side telling it ‘Yes it’s great here, free fish and games’ or ‘NO! NO! Swim away, swim away!’

When a dolphin doesn’t behave the way we expect it to, we think it’s either sick or remarkably clever. How did these poor animals get through 30 million years without us?

Malcolm Brenner