To the half-wit who tried to kill me at 8.04 on Thursday night on the Esterley Tibbets Highway I say this: When your IQ and you car’s horsepower are both below 100 it means that you can’t overtake five cars at once – and you know that you couldn’t.
Luckily for you my own self-preservation has kept us both out of the morgue.
I condemn you now because the sad truth is that so many obituaries and encomia refer to young men like you as thoughtful, caring, and greatly missed, rather than the reckless fools that you are.
Slow down, don’t overtake.
Hopefully the government too will see sense and paint that line down the middle of that road right now.