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  1. You foolish people! You have secumbed to the corruption and bribery of the Dart empire. Now you can live in the detritus of their greed. Join now with the misery of Argentina. Now you can live unarmed while they cavort on your land armed with automatic weapons. It is too late great Caymanians for remedy. The Darts will continue to consume your land and your very lives. The only solution is independence. Throw off the chains of debt. Remove the Dart pestulance from your beautiful island. Restore your way of life. God is clearly on your side.