Considering the many unique drivers we have in this country, I am contemplating starting a new business.
Please be so kind as to print this ad for the New Cayman Aggressive Driving Academy.
Learn how to:
Pass in a School Zone.
Blind Other Drivers with your High Beams.
Lie Down While Driving and Shatter Glass with an 800 Watt Stereo!
Pass On Corners!
Advanced classes will include:
High Speed Tailgating.
Entering Traffic Without Looking and Passing Fourteen Cars With An Oncoming Bus.
The only requirement being is that you must supply your own vehicle.
Later on we will also be offering a course in Things To Do While Stuck in Traffic including: Contemplating the Meaning of Life.
Making out a Christmas List.
Recalling Every Teacher You Hated.
Memorizing Licence Plates.
Re-formatting Your Computer.
Converting Your Mileage into the Number of Trips You Could Have Had to Jupiter.
and Advanced Makeup Application, including Steering With Your Knees.
A. Creasey
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