Polar bear rides next?

After examining existing legislation and finding nothing to stop us, please be advised my partners in BearlyLegal Ltd., a division of Dolphins for Dollars Inc. will be making applications for the ‘Dancing With Wolves’ and ‘Polar Bear Rides’ theme parks. They will be located next to the public beach on West Bay Rd.

We believe these facilities will enhance the vacation experience in the Cayman Islands. They will provide training for wolves and give work to unemployed polar bears, who don’t do anything but wander around on the ice.

If anyone doesn’t like it, that’s just too bad.

A. Creasey

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