There have been some great movies at the cineplex, like “Zootopia” and “Deadpool,” and some real stinkers. Gerard Butler, get thee to acting school or a better agent, pronto!

All I’ve got to say is that “Gods of Egypt” was the worst film I’ve seen in ages. There was a huge backlash over racial miscasting in this film (Butler and Danish actor Nikolaj Coster-Waldau played uncle and nephew gods, respectively), yet any Egyptian or African actor worth his salt was probably breathing a sigh of relief that he wasn’t involved once he saw the final result.

Let’s see what April has in store for us at Regal Camana Bay. Bear in mind that these dates are subject to change, so check the website for current information.

March 25

“Batman V. Superman: Dawn Of Justice” (PG-13)

It’s been nearly two years since Superman’s (Henry Cavill) colossal battle with Zod (Michael Shannon) devastated the city of Metropolis. The loss of life and collateral damage left many feeling angry and helpless, including crime-fighting billionaire Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck). Convinced that Superman is now a threat to humanity, Batman embarks on a personal vendetta to end his reign on Earth, while the conniving Lex Luthor (Jesse Eisenberg) launches his own crusade against the Man of Steel.

“Miracles From Heaven” (PG)

Anna Beam (Kylie Rogers) lives with a rare, incurable disorder that leaves her unable to digest food. Despite the dire diagnosis, devoted mom Christy (Jennifer Garner) relentlessly searches for a way to save her beloved daughter. Everything changes in an instant when Anna tells an amazing story of a visit to heaven after surviving a headlong tumble into a tree. Her family and doctors become even more baffled when the young girl begins to show signs of recovering from her fatal condition.

April 1

“The Disappointments Room” (NYR)

A woman releases unimaginable horrors from a secret room in her new home’s attic.

“My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2” (PG-13)

Parenting and marriage is becoming tougher and tougher for Toula (Nia Vardalos) and her husband Ian. Not only has their relationship lost some of its spark, but they’re also dealing with a rebellious teenage daughter who clashes with Greek traditions. On top of that, Toula must contend with aging parents and the endless needs of cousins and friends. When a shocking family secret comes to light, the entire Portokalos clan makes plans to come together for an even bigger wedding than before.

April 8

“Before I Wake” (PG-13)

The dreams and nightmares of an orphaned boy physically manifest while he sleeps.

“The Perfect Match” (R)

Charlie (Terrence J) is a charming playboy who does not believe in serious relationships. His best friends bet him that if he commits to one woman for one month, he’s bound to fall in love. Charlie accepts the seemingly easy challenge, but was not expecting to cross paths with the beautiful and mysterious Eva (Cassie Ventura). When Charlie coaxes her into a casual affair, Eva turns the tables on him, forcing the lifelong bachelor to question whether he wants more than just a one-night stand.

April 15

“Barber Shop: The Next Cut” (PG-13)

Calvin (Ice Cube), Eddie (Cedric the Entertainer) and the rest of the gang must work together to save his shop and the neighborhood.

“The Jungle Book” – 3-D (PG)

Raised by a family of wolves since birth, Mowgli (Neel Sethi) must leave the only home he’s ever known when the fearsome tiger Shere Khan (Idris Elba) unleashes his mighty roar. Guided by a stern panther (Ben Kingsley) and a free-spirited bear (Bill Murray), the young boy meets an array of jungle animals, including a slithery python (Scarlett Johansson) and a smooth-talking ape. Along the way, Mowgli learns valuable life lessons as his epic journey of self-discovery leads to fun and adventure.

April 22

“Criminal” (NYR)

Hoping to stop a diabolical plot, the government implants the memories and skills of a dead CIA operative (Ryan Reynolds) into the mind of a dangerous convict (Kevin Costner).

“The Huntsman: Winter’s War” (PG-13)

When Freya (Emily Blunt), a young queen who can freeze her enemies in ice, learns of the demise of her sister, the evil Ravenna (Charlize Theron), she summons her soldiers to recover the Magic Mirror. After resurrecting Ravenna, the two wicked sisters amass a seemingly indestructible army that threatens the kingdom. Only the skills of Eric (Chris Hemsworth) and Sara (Jessica Chastain), two warriors who defied Freya by falling in love, can save this enchanted land from the forces of darkness.

“Mr. Right” (R)

Hyperactive at the best of times, Martha (Anna Kendrick; Pitch Perfect) has gone full-on manic since her latest breakup. She babbles, parties like a monster, cooks everything in sight – and is looking to do something terrible when she meets Francis (Sam Rockwell, “The Way Way Back”). To anyone else, Francis’s approach would come across as creepy, but Martha can’t help but be intrigued.

They seem a perfect match: she’s bananas, he’s bananas … except he’s a deadly sort of bananas. He’s a professional assassin. Francis is a hitman with a cause: he unexpectedly kills the people ordering the hits. Just as Martha begins to realize her new beau wasn’t joking when he said he had to step out for a moment to shoot someone, things start heating up for Francis. His services are solicited by a dubious client who’s being sought by an equally dubious FBI agent (Tim Roth, “Pulp Fiction,” “Reservoir Dogs”). As the bodies pile up, Martha needs to decide whether to flee or join in the mayhem.

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